Yale University

acceptedco2018:

What’s lower— Yale’s acceptance rate or the percentage of you who’ve had sex?
Shots fired.



draxisnotaprincess:

"Look, I know you think we should call it, but I don’t want to give up on this, even if we don’t know what this is. I want to uncall it. Please can we uncall it? Before you say no… Don’t say no.”


"The truth is, I’m asked about it a lot. I really enjoy working with Zooey. I mean, I love working with everybody. I love being very stupid with Max [Greenfield]. I love it when Schmidt and Nick are fighting and creating dumbness. But what I love about working with Zooey is that there’s a real depth with those scenes, even when they’re stupid. Even when it’s a silly premise, there’s a certain weight and a certain levity that those scenes have that is really fun as an actor to explore. I like that I’m going to be able to explore for another year and have no idea at this point what’ll happen. It’s not a movie so I haven’t read the script and said, “Yes.” But I think that there is something undeniable between those two, and I just don’t know what it is."



shehalfasleep:

never read anything more true. 

shehalfasleep:

never read anything more true. 



Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
Tina Fey, Bossypants (via quotes-shape-us)

We don’t fucking care if you like it… It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
Tina Fey on men stating that women aren’t funny (via thevogonpoetess)