themindyprojectblog:

get it girl

themindyprojectblog:

get it girl


lillymash:

Buzzfeed made tinder profiles for celebrities im crying 



You know, it’s not terrible, people telling you you’re great; what’s terrible is when you start believing it. She never got fucked up.
Woody Harrelson on Jennifer Lawrence (Vanity Fair)

Time does heal, you know. I’m not crying about it anymore. I can’t be angry anymore. I can’t have my happiness rest on these people being caught, because they might not be. I need to just find my own peace.
Jennifer Lawrence (Vanity Fair)

iphone user: *minding his own business*
android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user: im not really a fanboy
android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user: it's quite large
Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user: oh my god!
android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

thenimbus:

dustymarshmellow:

…that’s surprisingly pleasing…

Kind of mystified right now…

I want one

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

thenimbus:

dustymarshmellow:

…that’s surprisingly pleasing…

Kind of mystified right now…

I want one

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emojustinyoung:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

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vinebox:

lmaooo

vinebox:

lmaooo

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